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I bought a self-help tape the other day.

It was called "How to handle disappointment."

When I opened the box, it was empty.
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Joke by oddball_o, in Jokes with no home > Ironic - Tagged irony , dissapointment , self , help , tape , box , empty  - Current Score: 117 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago

What's better than being President of the United States?

Being white.
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Joke by oddball_o, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , president , white , election , black , white  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 weeks ago

What's the similarity between the Gas Board and an Emu?

They can both stick their bills up their arse.
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Joke by oddball_o, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged emu , gas , bills , fuck em  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago

I read this quote from an extremely pleased (and black) Obama supporter.

"Rosa parks sat, so Martin luther king could walk, Martin Luther King walked so Obama could run. Obama ran so we can all fly."

I think he got it wrong.

Obama's probably running because he's got someone else's wallet in his pocket...
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Joke by oddball_o, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged rosa parks , barack obama , martin luther , wallet  - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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