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| Have you noticed that if you re-arrange the letters in the word 'immigrants', as well as adding and taking away letters, it actually reads: "Fuck off home you hairy bed sheet and sandal with socks wearing horrible cunts". Coincidence? I don't think so... |    |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrants , cunts - Current Score: 100 - Added: 5 months ago
| This is apparently a true story... A British Airways 747 was making its approach to Heathrow Airport when the pilot came over the intercom and said: "If you look out of the left hand windows of the plane, you will see Windsor Castle, one of Englands most historic and beautiful landmarks". At which point, an American tourist pipes up: "Gee, what a silly place to build a castle, right underneath a busy flight path". | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yanks , americans , stupid cunts - Current Score: 94 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| Frank Lampard has put in a transfer request. He wanted Motherwell but instead he is off to Bury. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampards Mum - Tagged lampards - Current Score: 72 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was surprised to see the racist abuse of Lewis Hamilton by Spanish F1 fans at the Circuit de Catalunya in Barcelona. You wouldn't think the Spanish would be racist, what with them being foreign themselves. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Spanish - Tagged f1 , racism , spanish - Current Score: 63 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| A Jew, a Muslim and a nigger are walking through the countryside late at night, when they come across a farm. They knock on the door and ask the farmer if he has any rooms that they can use for the night. The farmer informs them that he only has two rooms, but he also has a barn. The Jew decides he will sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock at the farm house door, and the Jew is stood outside. "I am sorry, but I cannot sleep in that barn. There are pigs in there, and we consider them to be dirty animals. I cannot sleep under the same roof as them" So the Muslim goes off to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is another knock at the farm house door. The Muslim is stood outside. "I'm sorry, but there are pigs in the barn, and my religion considers them to be dirty animals, so I cannot sleep under the same roof as them" Finally, off goes the nigger to sleep in the barn. Five minutes later, there is a knock on the farm house door. The farmer opens the door and finds all his pigs stood on the doorstep... | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged jew , muslim , nigger , pigs - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| What are the 3 shortest books ever written? Jewish business ethics Italian war heroes and Negroes I have met whilst yachting. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged jew , wop , coon - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Why is paracetemol white? You want it to work, don't you? | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged paracetemol , working , lazy cunts - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| What does Mark Speight and a duffel coat have in common? They're both found hanging from Paddington. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Celebrity and news events > Mark Speight - Tagged mark speight , paddington , hang - Current Score: 21 - Added: 4 months ago
| Walking down the high street, a woman spies a shop doorway she's never seen before. Pinned to the front is a sign: "Clit-licking frog-inside". Checking to make sure no-one's watching, she darts in, only to find an almost bare store. "Er, can you help me?" she asks the man behind the counter. He looks up and grins widely. "Oui, mademoiselle!" | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged 55 - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months ago
| I love to masturbate whilst I am in the shower. Unfortunately that wasn't a good enough reason for my gym membership not to be revoked. | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged masturbation , showers , gym - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 days ago
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