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| What does an Essex girl say after her eleventh orgasm? "So, do you all play for the same team?" |    |
Joke by omphalophlebitis, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , essex , football - Current Score: 63 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man was sat in the back of a taxi when suddenly he felt a bump in the road. Two seconds later he felt another bump. "What's going on?" he asked the taxi driver. "Oh, don't worry, I just ran over a Paki." "But I felt two bumps." "Yeah, I had to mount the kerb first." | |
Joke by omphalophlebitis, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , taxi , racist - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I recently held a fancy dress party, where I told everyone to come dressed as an emotion. The first guy turned up dressed all in green with the letters N and V written on his chest. He said "I've come as green with envy". Next a girl turned up dressed all in pink and with feathers all over. "I've come as tickled pink" she said. Then Mick and Paddy turn up, both stark bollock naked, Mick with his cock in a bowl of custard and Paddy with his cock in a pear. "What have you come as?" I asked Mick. "I'm fuckin dis custard, and he's in dis pair" | |
Joke by omphalophlebitis, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| How do you stop a baby choking? Take your dick out of its mouth. | |
Joke by omphalophlebitis, in Sex and shit > Babies - Tagged baby , paedophile , choking - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Princess di was on the radio the other day. And the dashboard. And the steering wheel. | |
Joke by omphalophlebitis, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana crash - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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