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What do you give the girl who's got everything?

Antibiotics.
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Joke by onecrazylemming, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged std , women  - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year ago

I'm tired of all this abuse levelled towards Americans on this site, just because they've clicked and down voted peoples jokes because they don't understand them...

Its the only exercise most of the fat fucks will ever get....
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Joke by onecrazylemming, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged ameficans , cunts , sickipedia  - Current Score: 137 - Added: 4 weeks ago

I saved a girl from getting raped today.

Went home and had a wank instead...
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Joke by onecrazylemming, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , wank  - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year ago

Did you hear about the dwarf who got chucked out of the nudist camp?

he was always sticking his nose into other people's business...
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Joke by onecrazylemming, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged nudist , dwarf  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 10 months, 23 days ago

So, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, they're a match made in heaven...

I mean, a smackhead and someone who looks like a needle...
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Joke by onecrazylemming, in Celebrity and news events > Kate Moss - Tagged kate moss , pete doherty , smackhead , heroin  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 10 months, 13 days ago

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