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| A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year." The scouser said, "You're bullshitting me!" The man behind the counter replied, "Well, you bloody started it." |    |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , job , scouser , job centre , unemployed - Current Score: 189 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What do you call a female chav with two brain cells? Pregnant. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , pregnant , female , stupid , thick , dumb - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What do you call a Chav in a white shell suit? The Bride. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged wedding , chav , bride , white , shell suit - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| How many chavs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One; they'll screw anything. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , screw , light bulb , lightbulb , sex - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What's a chav's favourite type of car? One without an alarm. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , car , thief , steal , alarm - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
| What's a chav's favourite ice cream flavour? Mint. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged flavour , chav , ice cream , mint - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
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