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| Hearty congratulations to Venus Williams on beating Elena Dementieva to get to the final of Wimbledon. I mean have you looked at Dementieva? She's gorgeous. How Venus managed to concentrate on her tennis with an erection is beyond me. |    |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged venus , williams , dementieva , tennis , wimbledon - Current Score: 478 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| My wife is so illogical. Last week she threw me out of the house, crying hysterically and calling me an 'animal'. Now I ask you, how many animals have you ever known to lie on the living room floor masturbating while a Brazilian transsexual takes a dump on the coffee table above? | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged masturbation , transsexual , dump , wife - Current Score: 91 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
| "I'd do anything," sang gorgeous 17-year-old Samantha Barks every week for over two months on the reality TV show of the same name, while smiling cheekily into the camera. Oh yeah? So how come when I was in the studio audience and asked her if she'd dress up as a cheerleader and stand pissing into a bucket while I spanked her with a table tennis bat, she pulled a face and walked away. Honestly, the hypocrisy of these women makes me so cross... | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged samantha , anything - Current Score: 80 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago
| How do you bring up a child in Jersey? Remove the flagstones and start digging | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Jersey Childrens Home - Tagged jersey , child - Current Score: 55 - Added: 8 months, 2 days ago
| Michael Jackson has just announced that he is to release a new album. The follow-up to Off the Wall, Bad, Dangerous and Smooth Criminal is entitled Well I Did Warn You. | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged album , michael jackson - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| So let me see if I've got this straight about the Church of England. They are short of good Bishops, people who wear big red frocks and parade up and down generally making themselves the centre of attention, spending half their time getting involved in trivial arguments about what flowers should go where or droning on at a bored audience. But they don't want women or gays doing it? Talk about making life difficult for yourself.... | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged women. bishops , gays , church - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| Two muhajadin on a speedboat heading towards Mumbai. "What do you want to do first when we get there?" says one. "I'm hungry," says the other. "Lets shoot straight into town, I could murder an Indian." | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Shootings - Tagged muhajadin , mumbai , murder , india - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 days ago
| I'm in two minds about these new plasma screens in buses where they rotate images taken by CCTV cameras in different parts of the bus. On the one hand, I can stare at the breasts of women who are sitting behind me without looking around and being noticed. On the other hand, my frenzied masturbation is getting harder and harder to disguise. It's a real dilemma, isn't it? | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged bus , plasma , screen , masturbation , breasts - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| Apparently there have been many sightings of missing five year old Madeleine McCann in South America with a Brazilian. Sad how quickly kids grow up these days. | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine , brazil , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago
| Why did Shannon Matthews' stepfather download kiddie porn? Well, he'd just shagged Shannon's mum and he was desperate to feel like a better person... | |
Joke by oxbridge, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , stepfather - Current Score: 18 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
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