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| Total Jokes Submitted: | 196 | Live Jokes: | 99 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 97 | Duplicate Jokes: | 14 |
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Isn't Sickipedia fucking brilliant...! It's the only place in the world that you can happily make jokes about blind, dyslexic, autistic, quadriplegic and sexually abused five-year-old girls all day long... ...but you face moral outrage if you dare to duplicate an old joke... |
 
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Joke by pally76 in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 1717.4
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs. |
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Joke by pally76 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 482.6
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A bank robber walks up to one of his hostages and asks, "Did you see my face?" The hostage replies, "Yes." The robber takes aim and shoots the man in the head. He turns to the next man. "And did you see my face?" "No, but my wife caught a glimpse!" |
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I live in a mainly Muslim community and I'm really fed up with the politically correct bollocks around here. My local pub had to change its name from The Flying Pig, nobody speaks English in any shop you go in and you can barely cook a bacon sarnie without upsetting some Pakistani or another! So I was so happy to see my local swimming pool fighting back, and ruining their fun for a change. It had big sign on the wall stating: STRICTLY NO BOMBING |
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It has been reported in the press that Stephen Hawking suffered a terrible crash today... Luckily, though, he was able to reboot. |
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Joke by pally76 in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 254
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I used to have a job at a stationary firm, but i resigned.... ...as i felt it wasn't going anywhere... |
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I don't usually watch these sort of programmes on TV, but today I thought I'd give it a go.
Basically, I've just sat for two hours watching a house full of egotistical, fame-hungry, gay, bisexual, perverted, drunken and blind morons who are hopelessly out of touch with reality. They spend all day lounging around the house without doing anything constructive, all the while talking mindless crap and shouting over one another to see who can grab the most attention of the v [...] |
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I was watching a sports round-up the other day. I think that it's so inspiring to see someone who was badly burnt as a child, suffers from dwarfism and downs syndrome can still reach the pinnacle of their chosen sport. So may I say congratulations to Carlos Tevez on a fantastic goal against Liverpool. |
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Roses are shit, Violets are poo, I've got Tourettes, So cunt, wank, fuck you. |
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Joke by pally76 in Sex and shit - Valentine - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 162.2
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Two South African policeman are patrolling one afternoon in the days of the strict government regime.
A young black teenager rides past on his bicycle. Seeing him, the first policeman takes out his gun and shoots the boy in the head. His partner says, "What the fuck did you do that for?" "Because there is a strict six o'clock curfew on all Negroes!" replies the shooter. Still surprised, his mate exclaims, "It's only 4.30!" "I [...] |
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Joke by pally76 in Racism - South African - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 161
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