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| What's the difference between Newcastle United and the Bermuda Triangle? The Bermuda Triangle has three points. |    |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged newcastle united , bermuda triangle , points - Current Score: 270 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| Some interesting anagrams... Dormitory, Dirty room Sports bra, Traps orbs Cosmetic surgery, "Yes, I correct mugs." The IRS, Theirs! Public relations Crap, built on lies Howard Stern, Shorter wand Presbyterian, Best in prayer Astronomer, Moon starer Snooze alarms, Alas, no more Zs Dementia, "Detain me." Flatulence, Clean flute Eskimos, Some ski Clothespins So, let's pinch Mother-in-law, woman hitler Eleven plus two, Twelve plus one Evangelist, Evil's agent Desperation, A rope ends it The Morse Code, Here come dots Slot machines, Cash lost in 'em David Letterman, "I demand TV later." Deep Throat, Red-hot tape Remember the Alamo, A memorable term, eh? Internet chat rooms, The moron interacts Board meeting, "I get bored, man." Debit card, Bad credit Clint Eastwood, Old west action Tension headache, Death's inane echo The eyes, They see Election results, "Lies! Let's recount!" Playmate of the Year, "Ahoy, a pretty female!" | |
Joke by peeps, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged woman , hilter , words - Current Score: 119 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
| The Future of Nursery Rhymes..... It's Raining, It's Pouring Oh shit, it's Global warming. | |
Joke by peeps, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged nursery rhymes , raining , pouring - Current Score: 96 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| Newcastle FC have apparently set up a call centre for fans. Who are troubled by there latest form. The number is 0800 10 10 10 Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users. Once again the number is 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged newcastle fc , call centre , fans - Current Score: 66 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| NEWS FLASH They said that people in India were burning effiggies of Jade Goody. They weren't, they were barbecuing a pig. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , pig , india , effiggies , barbecuing - Current Score: 66 - Added: 10 months, 21 days ago
| Two men approaching each other on the path. Both are dragging their right foot, as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly points at his foot and says, "Falklands, '82". The other points behind and says, "Dog shit, twenty feet back." | |
Joke by peeps, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged falklands , men , dog shit - Current Score: 60 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
| There is no longer need for the Neutron Bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It's called a Mortgage. | |
Joke by peeps, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mortage , nuclear bomb , people - Current Score: 57 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| The event made headlines news in the local paper. "Man of 80 marries Girl of 21." The couple held a press conference after their honeymoon. "How often do you have sex?" shouted the Journalists. "Nearly every night!" replied the man. "Nearly on Monday, nearly on Tuesday, Wednesday..." | |
Joke by peeps, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged newspaper , man , woman , honeymoon - Current Score: 46 - Added: 7 months, 13 days ago
| A Essex girl went into a sex shop and asked the assistant for a vibrator. Wagging his finger at her, he said, "Come this way." She replied, If I could come that way, I wouldn't need a vibrator." | |
Joke by peeps, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex girl , sex shop , assistant , vibrator - Current Score: 42 - Added: 10 months, 19 days ago
| What's the difference between the PG Tips monkeys and the Newcastle United team? Some people can vaguely remember the PG Tips monkeys holding a cup. | |
Joke by peeps, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged cup , pg tips monkeys , newcastle utd - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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