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| Colin McRae`s wife has taken all her money out of Northern Rock. She`s now with Scottish Widows |    |
Joke by pfcdenis, in Celebrity and news events > Colin McRae - Tagged colin mcrae , mcrae , northern rock , scottish widows - Current Score: 88 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Three bird watchers are talking in a pub. The first man says, "I call my wife 'Dove' as she is small and petite". The second man says, "I call mine 'Flamingo' as she is tall and slender". The third man says, "Huh. I call mine 'thrush' cos she's an irritating cunt". | |
Joke by pfcdenis, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged birdwatchers names thrush men pub - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's the difference between girls aged 8,18,28,38,48,58,& 68? At 8 you take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 you tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 you don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 she tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 you tell her a story to avoid taking her to bed. At 58 you stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 if you take her to bed that`s some fucking story! | |
Joke by pfcdenis, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged sex , bed story , age , girls , women - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year ago
| I applied for a job in a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hours experience with a retard... so I was wondering what were you doing tomorrow. | |
Joke by pfcdenis, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged mental hospital , retard - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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