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| What's funny about one night stands? Leaving a note on the fridge telling them you have AIDS. |    |
Joke by phyrrus, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged aids , fridge , one night stand - Current Score: 75 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| My mum just told me she was dying from cancer. But I told her not to worry - those horoscopes are usually wrong. | |
Joke by phyrrus, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged cancer , horoscope - Current Score: 34 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Behind every successful black man... Is someone ready to shoot | |
Joke by phyrrus, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| A bent over old lady hobbles into the doctors office and within minutes she comes out again but miraculously she is standing up as straight as can be. A man in the waiting room who had been watching her says, in amazement, "my goodness, that's amazing, what did the doctor do to you?" "He gave me a longer walking stick" the old women replies | |
Joke by phyrrus, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| People keep going on about how bad knife crime is. They have to start looking on the bright side. I mean,at least its one way to deal with our nigger problem. | |
Joke by phyrrus, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged nigger , knife crime - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
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