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| 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population. |    |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Statistics - Tagged population , statistics , funny - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
| There was a competition between three women to see who could breaststroke across the English channel quickest. One was a brunette, one was a redhead and the other was a blonde. After 14 hours, the brunette crawled up on the shore and was declared the fastest female breaststroker. About an hour later, the redhead appeared and was awarded 2nd place. A good 4 hours later the blonde, completely exhausted, flopped up onto the shore. Her manager asked her 'What took you so long, we were beginning to worry!' The blonde replies 'I don't want to seem like a sore loser, but I could swear those other girls were using their arms!' | |
Joke by pi, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blond , blonde , brunette , redhead , ginger , swim , race , girl , girls , swimming , funny - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
| I kept on wondering why the brick was getting bigger, all of a sudden, it hit me. | |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged brick , hit , violence , injury , funny - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
| 42% of statistics are made up. | |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Statistics - Tagged statistics , percentage - Current Score: 1 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
| A man is talking to his thick friend, bob. 'How many biscuits can you eat on an empty stomach?' asks the man. Bob, a bit confused, scratches his head and replies 'Uhh, five, I think.' 'Wrong!' says the friend. 'You can only eat one, after that, your stomach's not empty anymore, is it? Gotcha!' Bob was impressed, so he decided he was going to pull the joke on his wife at home. Bob gets home and says 'Hey, honey, how many biscuits can you eat on an empty stomach?' She thinks for a minute and then says 'Six.' Bob was deflated. 'Darn! If you'd said "five" I had a GREAT joke for you!' | |
Joke by pi, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: -4 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
Custurd spent 0.04ms doing 11 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.29% angry.
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