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What is the difference between Jam and Jelly?

You can't jelly your dick up your girlfriend's arse!!
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Joke submitted by Pluvius, originally by Jimmy Carr in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 368.6

A doctor in Dublin wanted a day off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of
all me patients'.

'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
'So,Murphy, how was your day?'

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one [...]

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Joke by Pluvius in Sex and shit - Doctor - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 32

A patient wakes up after a serious operation in hospital, only to find that all the curtains in his room were drawn.
"Why are all the curtains closed?" He asked the doctor,
"Well...." said the doctor, "They are fighting a huge fire across the road and we didn`t want you to wake up and think the operation failed"
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Joke by Pluvius in Illness and mortality - Hospital - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 26

Paddy started his new job as a roofer.

His foreman, Murphy, watched him as he nailed a slate in place, took out the next nail, looked at and tossed it away, nailed a slate in place, took out the next nail, looked at and tossed it away, nailed a slate in place, took out the next nail, looked at and tossed it away and so on.

Murphy asked, "why do you keep throwing dem nails away like dat?"

Paddy replied, "coz half of dem got the points at [...]

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Joke by Pluvius in Racism - Irish - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1

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