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| Things that I Have Learnt From Reading The Sun -For every four birthdays you have, a Page 3 girl only has one. It's like the Leap Year of tits. -If you are featured in the Problem Page photo story (continues tomorrow), chances are you are an attractive woman, who accidentally lezzes her equally attractive friend, and is left confused by her feelings. -People who clearly have never read a book, or anything other than The Sun, in their lives, turn out to be quite prolific letter writers. -It's okay to be a little bit racist. As long as you pretend to hate people for being asylum seekers, and not just because they are black. -There is no problem on the political landscape that cannot be tackled by sending a big red bus and two girls who like to take their tits out in public. -If you are unsure what to think about anything, there is a column on the left hand side of Page Six everyday that will do your thinking for you. -When a Princess dies, you get no tits on page three for about two weeks. It's what she would have wanted. -Brussells can go fuck itself, but we should all go to France for £1. -All Muslims are mental, and want to kill you. Moderate Muslims only moderately want to kill you. but they still want to kill you. -If 30,000 people die in a foreign country, it can only make the front page if some (usually about three) 'Britons' are also killed. Otherwise it's just some more dead brown people, and there's plenty more where they came from. |    |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Jokes with no home > The sun newspaper - Tagged the sun , newspapers , racism , only in a country as stupid as england could this rag be the best selling daily newspaper - Current Score: 399 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Ever noticed how people with Down's Syndrome have limited hairstyle options? | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged downs - Current Score: 119 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| Cunt is a beautiful word, and if god hadn't wanted us to use it, he wouldn't have created Calum Best. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Celebrity and news events > calum best - Tagged calum , best , god , cunt , sex , fucking , die - Current Score: 74 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| Rape can never be referred to as "A try before you buy" in polite company. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , polite , company , try , buy , crime - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| Paedophiles at Halloween must have it hard. There they are, minding their own business, possibly tending to the puppies, when a gang of prepubescent kids wearing make-up knock on their door and ask them for sweets. I mean, what's a child molester to do? | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged puppies , sweeties , molesting its a dirty job - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm not a rapist. I'm just consensually challenged. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sex , consent , crime - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| Paedophiles have got the right idea. Fuck a 3-course dinner with a few bottles of Pinot Grigio, it doesn’t get much cheaper than a packet of Monster Munch. | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged kids , cereal , cheap - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 month, 5 days ago
| If you're a childless 28-year-old male watching a primary school nativity play, try to avoid any sentence that starts with the phrase: "Listen mate, even if I was a paedophile.." | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , kids - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months ago
| The facebook groups they tried to ban: 1-"Barack Obama Is Actually Half-White, You Know" 2-"Is It Just Me, Or Is that Miley Cyrus chick fucking asking for it?" 3-"Courtney Love Wouldn't Be Half As Famous, If She Hadnt Murdered Her Husband" 4-"Taking Ecstasy Makes Watching Child Porn Feel So Less Guity" 5-"Lets List All The People Manuel's Granddaughter HASNT Slept With, It'd Probably Be Quicker" 6-"I Fuck Your Wife, While You Watch. Interested?" 7-"Paedophile Dating Made Easier" 8-"Are'nt We Being A Bit Harsh On Ian Huntley?" 9-"Sometimes No Can Mean Yes. Especially If She's Too Drunk To Make An Informed Choice" 10-"I Hate It When Celebs Adopt African Babies, Because It Denies Me The Pleasure Of Seeing Them Die On Oxfam Adverts" 11-"I Would Definitely Fuck Amy Winehouse, If Only She Weren't A Fucking Jew" 12-"Muslims For The Castration Of Gays, To Stop Them Breeding" 13-"Share Your Erotic Madeline McCann Fiction Here!" 14-"Say What You Want About Fred West, But He Knew How to Control His Kids" 15-"Josef Fritzl, Adolf Hitler- Those Austrians Love A Fucking Bunker, Dont They? 16-"Olympic Gymnastics Is Soft Porn For Child Molestors" 17-"I Dont Trust The White People Who Work In KFC To Cook My Chicken" 18-"If A Man Refuses To Be My Boyfriend After A One Night Stand, I Just Report Him For Rape" | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Jokes with no home > Facebook - Tagged jokes , tags , facebook - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A woman was jailed this week for drowning her 4 year old disabled daughter in the bath. This caused debate countrywide, not least in Wakefield High Security prison, Yorkshire, where a Mr I. Huntley was heard to remark, "Just the one, eh? Fucking amateur." | |
Joke by poplockandrop, in Celebrity and news events > Ian Huntley - Tagged not funny jokes amateur huntley - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
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