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| An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !" The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged paris , plane , d-day , france , english , passport , bag , immigration , juno beach , 1944 - Current Score: 1704 - Added: 6 months ago
| I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "no, but I've told a donkey to fuck off." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged blacksmith , donkey , horse - Current Score: 1170 - Added: 1 year ago
| Eight foreign doctors: three bombs, no deaths. Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe; 300 dead. Fuck, it makes you proud to be British! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , shipman , murder - Current Score: 1060 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| British weather: it's just like a Muslim, either Sunni or Shi'ite. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged british , muslim , weather - Current Score: 1035 - Added: 11 months ago
| How do you know if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged sperm , chew , wife - Current Score: 960 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A bloke goes into the doctors and says, "I've got a mole on my dick, can you remove it please?" So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, "Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged doctor , mole , rspca - Current Score: 944 - Added: 1 year ago
| I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?" She said, "Yes, sir." So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged clinton cards , get well soon , bereivement , dead - Current Score: 944 - Added: 1 month ago
| This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency, after receiving his money he asks "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less yuans in return?" The banker says "Fluctuations" The chinese guy replies... "Fluck you Blitish too". | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , yuan , bank , racist , asians - Current Score: 876 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between a gay and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your sausage. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , microwave , sausage - Current Score: 848 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Two sperms are having a race. One sperm says, "fuck me all this swimming is knackering me, how long till we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "ferking long way to go yet mate - we've only just gone past her tonsils!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged 100 - Current Score: 753 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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