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| Contribution Points: | 118 | Total Joke Score: | 56,484 |
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Total Time Active: | 62 hours, 32 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 462 | Live Jokes: | 279 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 183 | Duplicate Jokes: | 51 |
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An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The British gentleman says, &q [...] |
 
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I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off." |
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| British weather: it's just like a Muslim; either Sunni or Shi'ite. |
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Joke by pornstar in Racism - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 2035
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How do you know if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows. |
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Joke by pornstar in Sex and shit - Sick - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 1978.6
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Eight foreign doctors: three bombs, no deaths. Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe; 300 dead. Fuck, it makes you proud to be British! |
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Joke by pornstar in Celebrities - Harold Shipman - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 1965
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I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards?" She said, "Yes, sir." So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?" |
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Joke by pornstar in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 1904.4
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A bloke goes into the doctors and says, "I've got a mole on my dick, can you remove it please?" So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, "Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA." |
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Joke by pornstar in Sex and shit - Beastiality - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 1820.2
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This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?" The banker says, "Fluctuations." The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too." |
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What's the difference between a gay and a microwave? A microwave won't brown your sausage. |
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Joke by pornstar in Sex and shit - Gay - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 1567.8
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Two sperms are having a race. One sperm says, "Fuck me all this swimming is knackering me, how long till we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "Fucking long way to go yet mate - we've only just gone past her tonsils!" |
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Joke by pornstar in Sex and shit - Sperm - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 1394
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