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| 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you |    |
Joke by prayforplagues19, in Jokes with no home > English Language - Tagged english , language , kill , bad habits - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' | |
Joke by prayforplagues19, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , night out , pee , piss , sex - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's long, hard and hurts babies? My shovel. | |
Joke by prayforplagues19, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged baby , shovel , dead - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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