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A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
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Joke by preacher37, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged blow job , virgin , teeny bopper , gobstopper , balls deep  - Current Score: 181 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said: "Alright fatty."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by preacher37, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged fat , fatty , jimmy carr , girlfriend  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year ago

A young man joins the Air Force. He writes to his father saying that he is really frightened about the forthcoming parachute jump.

A month later he gets leave and goes home. His father asks, "So, how did the parachute jump go, son?"

The son replies, "Well dad, it came time for me to jump and I froze at the door. My drill sergeant came up behind me. He is a really big tough guy. He said to me that I had to either jump out of the plane or he was going to 'do me' with his 10-incher!"

Father says, "Well son, did you jump?"

"Just a little at first," said the son.
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Joke by preacher37, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish cock gay  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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