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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 25 Total Joke Score: 1,424
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 6 hours, 7 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 50 Live Jokes: 25
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 25 Duplicate Jokes: 9


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I'm not saying it's hot but I just saw a Goth taking his coat off. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 365.2

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems; but then, think again, neither does milk. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 323.4

If Ray Mears only ever eats Conkers, bark & dried deer shit why is he so fat? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 in Celebrities - Ray Mears - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 247.2

What do Chinese people do when the sun gets in their eyes? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 204.6

A Black man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed, climbed into bed, and went at it. When finished, the Black man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and commenced a repeat performance.

The hooker was impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Black man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep bre [...]

I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 in Sex and shit - Prostitution - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 114.2

I got so excited in French lessons that sometimes "oui" would come out I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 91

Wouldn't it be Ironic it Maggie Thatcher died by falling into a disused Mine Shaft I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 33

I like my tea the way I like my women. Shipped in from Asia I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 28

Statement coming out of Halifax this afternoon about the G20 Protests in London-

"While you are protesting, we're repossessing your house" - HBOS Workers
I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 in Politics - G20 - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 19

Petrol's up 2p a litre from 12 midnight. Oh well, the government's got to pay for all that porn somehow I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by prettyfly86 in Celebrities - Jacqui Smith - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 17.2

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