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The best of pricktits's 2 jokes (View All)A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion, surrounded by 50 stunningly beautiful women.
He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet.
He looks down and notices the floor is covered in £50 notes.
Next, there's a knock at the door, so he answers it!
Standing there are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a sturdy limb and hang him by the neck until dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies!
One blonde genie says to the other,
"I can understand the first wish..... having all those beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me." |  |
What do you call a black man in a maze?
Benson in Hedges. |  |
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