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| A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "we have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "we had great mathematicians." The Italian says, "we had the Roman Empire." And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up and says, "we invented sex." The Italian nods slowly and thinks, then replies, "that is true, but it was Italians who introduced it to women." |    |
Joke by prydwen, in Sex and shit > Greek - Tagged italian , greek , sex , women , homosexuality - Current Score: 155 - Added: 6 months ago
| An old farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks the dog is still missing. "What did you write in the paper?" asked his wife. "Here boy," said the farmer. | |
Joke by prydwen, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged dog , wife , farmer , missing , advert - Current Score: 117 - Added: 6 months ago
| How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs; | |
Joke by prydwen, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged 69 - Current Score: 88 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| Quote of the day: The hardest time in a man's life is between puberty and impotence. | |
Joke by prydwen, in Jokes with no home > Quote - Tagged sex , impotence - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
| A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local policeman came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. The policeman asked the old farmer, "Crickey, were they ALL dead?" The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked bastards lie." | |
Joke by prydwen, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged politics , farmer - Current Score: 25 - Added: 6 months ago
| A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "we were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "let's relive some old times." Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago. "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal." | |
Joke by prydwen, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged old , couple , naked - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months ago
| I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her I voted for Bush? Signed, Worried About My Reputation | |
Joke by prydwen, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged bush , america , usa , gw bush - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago
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