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| A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "he's a midget." |    |
Joke by ram1us, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , sexual harrassment , hair - Current Score: 76 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamboghini Countach - she loves this car she goes everywhere in it. One day she picks up her kids from school, she's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor "Where is my son he was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham?" The doctor replies "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more." The woman asks about her daughter "Doctor where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon." The doctor says "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more." She begins to cry. "Doctor" asks the woman, "How long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "6 months". "So what's the date?" asks the woman "April 1st" says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then were you?" Doctor: "YES.........they both died on impact" | |
Joke by ram1us, in Illness and mortality > children - Tagged car , crash , children , dead - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why do black parents watch Crimewatch? They like to know where their kids are. | |
Joke by ram1us, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , coon , wog , nigger , crime , criminal - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A 6 year old girl gets taken to to see Father Christmas. She climbs up on his knee and gets comfortable. "Now, little girl, what can I do for you?" he says. The girl replies, "I'd like some hairs on my pee pee place" Santa replies, "Do you mind if they're white ones?" | |
Joke by ram1us, in Illness and mortality > children - Tagged santa , christmas , father christmas , child - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minjita. | |
Joke by ram1us, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged lesbian , paki , asian - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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