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Hi, my name is Graham Norton. I used to be a right Homo. But since I started drinking Stella and listening to the Macc Lads, I have cured my AIDS.

PS I also hate Pakis' now.

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Today, China had to call off their planned Space Walk.

Apparently, they found a chink in the Space Suit.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged space china chink  - Current Score: 108 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago

I used to have loads of trouble dealing with bitchy comebacks from Women.

Then I discovered the perfect reply.

It's called a punch.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged trouble , bitchy , comebacks , women , discovered , punch  - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

Jack Tweed is apparently well chuffed that he is in Prison for the next 18 months.

It saves him having to try and carry the fat slag's coffin.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago

I've invented a new game.

You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food.

It's called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , pikey , traveller , romany  - Current Score: 53 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

I just got thrown out of Fathers 4 Justice.

Superman and Batman have told me that Super Nazi is not a real action hero.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > Fathers For Justice - Tagged farthers , justice , superman , batman , nazi , hero  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

What's brown, smelly, and found on the ground?

Amir Khan.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged paki amir khan boxing  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago

With the Stock Market about to crash and Spurs doing badly, I would like to say one thing:

Take that you Jewish Cunts!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged spurs banks  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago

Did you hear that it is now racist for infants to turn their nose up at foreign food?

I think it's great news. I can't wait to shove some pork pies and bacon butties down the Muslim fuckers throats.

I was going to send a letter to their parents. But, seeing as most of them can't read, I thought I would surprise them.

A Teacher		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged racist , infants , muslim  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

I hear that David Blunkett is back in the cabinet.

Silly fucker thought it was the toilet.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Celebrity and news events > David Blunkett - Tagged blind , labour , blunkett  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago

I fucked a minor yesterday.

I cut the lift cable, and stole the batteries out of his headlamp.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ramalam, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

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