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So I guess now we can see what happens when everyone in China jumps at the same time...

[Reference to 2008 earthquake]
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Joke by randycandy, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged china , earthquake , jump , population  - Current Score: 115 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago

I'm too fat to skinny dip, so I chunky dunk.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by randycandy, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged skinny dip , chunky dunk , fat , thin , nakedness  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago

What do you call a feminist sitting in a tree?

A bitch.
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Joke by randycandy, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged feminism , bitch , irrelevance  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago

My gran has this antique vase that she said would go for twenty grand "under the hammer".

So I smashed it.
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Joke by randycandy, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged antique , vase , money , hammer , auction  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago

So an American man's had a baby...

What's next, an American president having a brain?
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Joke by randycandy, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , man , baby , transsexual , president , brain  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago

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