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Just here to make you guys have a chuckle and a bit of a bubble
and if you get offended by any of my jokes then good!... you paedophile

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Got caught wanking by mum last night...

Really didn't expect her to wake up...

All these years she thought she had conjunctivitis.
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Joke by rapist101, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged wanking , mum , cum , willys , incest , you nigger  - Current Score: 262 - Added: 3 months ago

I love having sex with my girlfriend when she's on her period...

I like to pretend I'm killing her.
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Joke by rapist101, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged killing , period  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 3 months ago

This isn't sick but it's a good stupid story to tell your mates down the pub:

So I was in the pub drinking away and this guy barges straight past me knocking my damn drink all over me!
So I said to him, "HEY! You! You're gonna fight me for that."
He says back, "woaaa mate relax, I'm a lover not a fighter."

So I snogged him...

Turns out he was a fighter...
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Joke by rapist101, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged fight , stupid , kiss , gay  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 3 months ago

I say we should negotiate with terrorists-

"What's Allah offering you lads, 100 virgins?

We'll give you 50 slags...

or two girls from Dundee!"
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Joke by rapist101, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged frankie boyle , terror , muslims , virgin , mock the week  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months ago

Spare a thought for poor old Frank Lampard

two sudden deaths in a fortnight
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Joke by rapist101, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampard - Tagged frank lampard , death , football  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months ago

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