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| "Flat tyre?" "Yeah." "What happened?" "Ran over a milk bottle." "Didn't see it?" "Damn kid had it under his coat." |    |
Joke by ratboy, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged milk , child , cruelty , bottle , car , driver , driving - Current Score: 126 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb. | |
Joke by ratboy, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged 69 - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| Three surgeons are washing up in the Surgeons' Lounge one evening, when they start discussing their favourite patients. The first surgeon says, "I like operating on Germans." The others ask why. He says, "They're wonderful... You open them up, and everything is exactly as in the schematic. There's no guess work." The second says he enjoys operating on Japanese. The others ask why. "You open them up, and everything is colour coded. It's that simple." The third says he enjoys operating on lawyers. The others ask why. "It's amazing -- you open them up and find only two moving parts: a mouth an an asshole... and they're interchangeable!" | |
Joke by ratboy, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged lawyer , physician - Current Score: 18 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
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