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Contribution Points: 460 Total Joke Score: 8,447
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Fuck me, sickipedia server is so slow.
I was going to do a joke about paedophilia but by the time I got connected I had to change it to necrophilia as she had grown up and died. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 685.8

A man arrives home from work and finds his wife stressed because the kids had been running wild all day.

She asks if he would take them out for a pizza.

He told the kids to go into the garage. He followed them. A few moments later the wife hears two loud bangs.

The guy comes back into the house and asks "Where's my pizza?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 477.4

Note to self: Make sure, on a first date, both of us understand each other's idea of "eating out". I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 384.2

I went to the zoo and a rhino tried to charge me.

I told it to fuck off. I'm not paying twice. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 375.2

Knock Knock!
who`s there?
Between 836 and 960 sickipediens, let us fucking in. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 346.6

A Scottish paedophile has raised a dispute with e-Bay.
He claims the Wii Game Boy he received isn't what he was expecting. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 278.2

I visited the Louvre art gallery in France last week.
I asked if it was okay to take a picture and they said it was.
I must say, the Mona Lisa looks pretty damn good on my living room wall. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 264

I've just read on Ceefax that the MP Parmjit Dhanda has put himself forward to be next Speaker of the house!
Fuck me, can you imagine it? "ORDER! ORDER!" and all the MPs asking for curry, poppadoms and pilau rice. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 253.2

So the server for this site is in America, and the site is very slow in responding,
Fuck me its 1939 all over again 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 230

The reason Camilla did not attend the D-day ceremony was due to the fact that the French eat horses.
Playing it safe then. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by raycyst which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 217

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