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| A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear." |    |
Joke by red-devil-nick, in Sex and shit > Singles - Tagged guy , girl , sex , magic , disapear - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year ago
| I was walking down the beach with my blonde girlfriend the other day when I said, "hey look at that dead bird." She looked to the sky and said, "where?" | |
Joke by red-devil-nick, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , bird , sky - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year ago
| A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his mate. Angered by this, he stabs his mate to death. His wife says, "that was fucking stupid! Carry on like that and you'll have no fucking mates left!" | |
Joke by red-devil-nick, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged man comes home , wife , stabs , fuck - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago
| Five trainee priests are nearing the end of their one year course to becoming a priest. The teacher of the priests tells the trainees that they have one more test to complete succesfully before they can be fully acknowledged as a priest. The teacher sits the trainees down in a line and attaches a bell to each of their penises. The teacher then explains that to become a priest they must be able to resist sexual temptation, so if their bell rings they will fail. The teacher first brings out a beautiful woman and she lap dances on the first trainee priest. Nothing happens. She moves on to the second and gives him a lap dance that could stimulate any man, however the bell still doesn't ring. She moves on to the third trainee priest and the fourth and still there is no reaction, so as she moves onto the fifth and final trainee priest, she rubs her breasts in his face, DING his bell goes, shortly followed by another bell ringing and another, until all of the other trainee priests are sat, erect, staring at the fifth priest. | |
Joke by red-devil-nick, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged priests , erection , bell - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year ago
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