i love offending minoritys. Mainly cause im in the smallest minority there is.
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| My wife's pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I replied, "Yes, just once." The doctor asked, "What was it like?" I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very light." |    |
Joke by redman, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged childbirth , tim , vine , tim vine - Current Score: 223 - Added: 3 months ago
| I just had a go at the Liverpool version of Monopoly. Its just like regular monopoly except every space says "go to jail". | |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged liverpool , monopoly , scouser , jail , thief - Current Score: 95 - Added: 4 months ago
| Apparently three in ten South African women carry the HIV virus. This aroused my gambling addiction and I really couldn't help myself, so I raped seven South African women. Now I sit and wait... | |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged south african , aids , hiv , gambling , addict , addiction , rape - Current Score: 89 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| The lady in the shop looked shocked when I asked if there was a fitting room. Maybe it was because I was buying Condoms. | |
| What do you get when you have twenty black people in a room? Raped. | |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , raped - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| A survey was recently taken to see what the last words said before a car crash where in several different countries around the world. In Britain the most common answer was, "shit." In France the most common answer was, "Merdes." In Germany the most common answer was, "Scheiße." In the U.S.A the most common answer was, "crap." And finally in Australia the most common answer was, "here, mate, hold my can of Fosters and watch this." | |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged car , crash , australia - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| I went to Alcoholics Anonymous the other day and stood up and said, "I have a gambling problem." Another guy stood up and said, "I think you want Gamblers Anonymous." So I said, "you're probably right, I'm so drunk I don't know where I am." | |
Joke by redman, in Jokes with no home > Gambling - Tagged alchoholic , gambling , tim vine - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| My gambling addictions really gotten out of hand recently, I'm taking all most ridiculous risks. I mean just the other day I tried mailing myself £1000 through the Royal Mail. | |
Joke by redman, in Jokes with no home > Gambling - Tagged gambling , royal mail , addict - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months ago
| An Irishman walks out of a bar. | |
Joke by redman, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged irish , bar - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| Anyone ever read that book Lord of the Flies? I found it really disturbing what happens to society when boys are left on their own. I mean in the end they let the fucking ginger take charge. | |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , lord of the flies - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months ago
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