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Boy asks his mum, "is it wrong to have a willy?"
"No,why?" she asks.
"Well, Dad's sweating like fuck in the bathroom trying to pull his off!"
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Joke by rhysisbob, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged child , dad , willy , wanking  - Current Score: 247 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."
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Joke by rhysisbob, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged tits , nipple , boil , bar , girl  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago

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