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England are having to cancel their one day series in India due to the shootings.

Shall we just call it a draw?
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Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > India Shooting - Tagged mumbai , shootings , india , cricket  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 days ago

I see Shannon Matthews was drugged for 20 months before she was abducted.

I don't know what drugs she was given, but it certainly wasn't appetite suppressants!
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Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged drugs , shannon matthews , fat bitch  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 week ago

Its been announced that when Shannon Matthews was found, she was crying.

She wasn't scared,

She just hadn't eaten for 5 minutes!
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Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged fat kids , ugly , dog , rat , hang her  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 week ago

'World Cup - Lampard hands boost to England'

I got my hopes up when I read that headline: I thought he'd died.
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Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > Frank Lampard - Tagged football , england , lampard , world cup , fat frank  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

"Indian terrorists target Brits"

101 people have been killed and only 1 of them was British. The Americans have a much higher success rate, and they're supposed to be on our side!
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Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > India Shooting - Tagged india , gunmen , mumbai , shooting  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 days ago

"Barack Obama is to leave the US campaign trail for a few days to visit his sick grandmother, who helped raise him as a child."

If he's so desperate for the sympathy vote, he should have had her raped and killed by a white republican.
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Joke by richdc, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged president , america , republican , democrat , campaign , election , elections , presidential , candidate , colour , mother , barack obama , sympathy , parent , murder  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago

I see that in the paralympics they have different races depending on how servere your disability.

Some races for the seriously retarded

and some races for people who just want a orange badge for their car.
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Joke by richdc, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics , orange , badge , car  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago

People always go on about how hard it is being blind.

Thats nonsense.

Braille is so easy you can do it with your eyes closed!
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Joke by richdc, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged braille , blind , eyes , hard  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months ago

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