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I'm going to celebrate the 4th of July, the way the American forefathers did.

Kidnapping and abusing black people.
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Joke by richyrich, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , slavery  - Current Score: 141 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago

China now says that the Olympics will be a pay-per-view event.

If you don't watch, the Tibetans will pay.
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Joke by richyrich, in Celebrity and news events > Tibet - Tagged tibet , china , olympics  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 7 months, 21 days ago

I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both.

Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros.
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Joke by richyrich, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged australia , thailand  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 8 months, 3 days ago

The U.S. Army has decided not to use Jackie Chan in a recruitment ad.

Apparently they didn't want to show a Chink in their armour.
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Joke by richyrich, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged chink , asian  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago

The BBC have reported that 10% of the population of Vienna are out watching the match tonight.

Or 15% if you include the people in basements.
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Joke by richyrich, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , basement  - Current Score: 52 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago

Apparently Rebecca Addlington is to be given the freedom of Mansfield after her performance in Beijing.

Surely we should be rewarding her, not punishing her.
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Joke by richyrich, in Celebrity and news events > Rebecca Addlington - Tagged mansfield , addlington , olympics  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign: Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! Clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."
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Joke by richyrich, in Religion and racism > German - Tagged ba , german , duplicate  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 3 days ago

What's the difference between Heather Mills and Sickipedia?

It's funny when Heather Mills breaks down.
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Joke by richyrich, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , sickipedia  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 8 months, 2 days ago

It's weird that the words 'finger puppets' sounds okay as a noun...

-Demetri Martin
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Joke by richyrich, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged finger puppets  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago

Shame that John Prescott has bulimia, at least he's beaten anorexia.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by richyrich, in Celebrity and news events > John Prescott - Tagged john prescott  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago

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