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My aunt came round the other day. Fuck, I didn't even know she was in a coma!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rimmer, in Illness and mortality > Coma - Tagged aunt , coma  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

A woman leaning at the bar said to me "I love the strong silent type".

"You mean a man like me?"

"No, farts, like the one i've just done!"
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Joke by rimmer, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged farts  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Prince Harry has announced that he will be returning to the frontline and has raised fears about his security.

The Taliban has released a statement saying they won't bother trying to attack him as he has a bad enough life being ginger.
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Joke by rimmer, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Harry - Tagged taliban  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago

Why did Abu Hamza give up wanking?

He couldn't get the grip of it.
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Joke by rimmer, in Celebrity and news events > Abu Hamza - Tagged wanker  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Got some cheap Viagra from China. It's called 'Niagra'.

Didn't get hard when i used it, but was up all night pissing..!
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Joke by rimmer, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged viagra , sex  - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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