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| I was seeing this girl for about six weeks, until someone took my binoculars... |    |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Sex and shit > Random - Tagged girlfriend , binoculars , stalking - Current Score: 157 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| They say laughter is the best medicine. My grandad has Alzheimer's and we've been laughing at him for years and he hasn't got any better. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged grandad , laugh , alzheimers , laughter , medicine - Current Score: 113 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
| Bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off? Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like your wanking off some one else. Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off... | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged wank , wanking , masterbation - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , diet , fatty - Current Score: 82 - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
| Mums, out of Christmas wrapping paper? Simply convert birthday wrapping paper by adding "Jesus" after "Happy Birthday. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Jokes with no home > Homeless - Tagged mum , christmas , xmas , demetri martin - Current Score: 79 - Added: 2 months ago
| Rebecca Adlington, Chris Hoy, Ben Ainslie: it's great to see all these Brits medalling at the Olympics. Its just a shame Gary Glitter got kicked out of Hong Kong before he, too, got the chance to do some medalling in China. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged britain , paedo , gary glitter , olympics , china - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word - goodbye. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged money , credit crunch , broke - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| After blaming leg cramps for her coming 23rd in the marathon in Beijing, Paula Radcliffe has said she will get straight back in to training to be ready for London 2012 as she has only got 4 years to think of yet another excuse as to why she's so shit at running. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Paula Radcliffe - Tagged paula radcliffe , olympics , 2008 , london , 2012 , beijing - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Remember all the hype in 1999 about the millennium bug? Everyone was worried that their VCR would stop working and their washing machine was going to blow up? Think you were scared? Steven Hawking must have been shitting himself. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged steven hawking , millennium bug , 1999 , y2k - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| When I divorced my wife, we went 50/50 on the house. She got the inside, I got the outside. | |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Jokes with no home > Divorce - Tagged divorce , house , wife , husband , marriage - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
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