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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by robharr, in Jokes with no home > Job - Tagged job , winner , loser  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months ago

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by robharr, in Jokes with no home > Cat - Tagged jimmy carr , cats , nine , lives  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago

My husband and I were sitting at a table at my 50th high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink, as he sat alone at a nearby table.

My husband asks, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' I sighed. 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my husband. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
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Joke by robharr, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged husband , wife , drinking  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

I can't believe Amy Winehouse, she's had more scandals than a dyslexic shoe shop owner.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by robharr, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged amy , winehouse , scandals  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago

My uncle is illiterate and ambidextrous. Which is a double tragedy. He is unable to write, with both handsI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by robharr, in Illness and mortality > Illiterate - Tagged illiterate , ambidextrous , tragedy  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago

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