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| Following Girl x's recent rant about how we shouldn't take the piss out of the Bridgend suicides, i have been pleased to find that sickipedia members have been replying by making some of the most hilarious comments ever; and i would personally like to high 5 you all. Come on guys...don't leave me hanging. |    |
Joke by robydoby, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged teenagers hold their heads high , bridgend , suicide , high 5 is a bit gay - Current Score: 183 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago
| The Paralympics is to start soon; so take care not to offend any disabled people nearby...by referring to it as 'The Real Robot Wars' | |
Joke by robydoby, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics , offend , disabled , robot - Current Score: 172 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| Why are synagogues circular? So Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection plate is passed around. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , tight , synagogue - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| A sexy secretary walks into her boss's office and says, "Sir, I have some bad news." Her boss looks at her and replies, "Honey, you always give me bad news...how about some fucking good news for a change." She thinks for a second, looks at him, and says, "erm, okay...you're not sterile." | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Secratary - Tagged secretary , boss , pregnant - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| What's the difference between American comedians and 9/11? American comedians aren't funny. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged 911 , american - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| I think it's horrible how much publicity the whole Madeleine McCann thing got. I mean, if her parents were a plumber and a dinner lady, it wouldn't have even made the papers; but because her parent's were middle class, she's been treated like Jesus. ...Except he came back in three days. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged jesus , maddie , madeleine , madeleine mccann - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I just watched Passion of the Christ last night, and it turns out the Jews are responible for the death of Jesus. Not like them to get rid of a prophet. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , profit , prophet - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
| A woman wakes in a hospital to find a doctor stood over her. She asks him what happened, to which he replies, "Madam, you were in a horrific car crash with your son and daughter and have just woken up from a coma." She says, "my son was an amazing footballer and could have been the next Pele. Where is he?" The Doctor replies, "he had his legs crushed and they had to be amputated." "And my daughter...she was a fantastic tennis player and could have won at Wimbledon. What about her"? He says "I'm afraid there was too much damage as she went through the window - we had to remove her arms." Emotionally crushed, the woman asks the doctor how long she had been in a coma and what date it was, to which he replied, "you were in a coma for six months, and today is April the first." She says, "April Fool's day - so were you joking?" "Ha ha, yeah... they both died on impact." | |
Joke by robydoby, in Illness and mortality > Car Crash - Tagged woman , doctor , crash , coma , footballer , pele , son , tennis , wimbledon , daughter , arms , legs , april fools , death - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| What's black and famous? The Foster family mansion. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Celebrity and news events > Foster Family - Tagged black , mansion , fire - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago
| What's six inches long, has a head on it, and will always make a woman smile? A ten pound note. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged smile , tenner - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
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