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Poland is just like the UK, only with fewer Polish people.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > Immigration - Tagged polish , uk , poland , people  - Current Score: 205 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago

Typical! When the missus emails her friends with photos of our daughter playing in the bath, all she gets back are replies saying how cute she is.

When I send photos of our daughter in the buff to my friends online, I get four years.
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Joke by rolodex27, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , bath , online  - Current Score: 122 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago

One of the girls at the local S&M club had a birthday last week.

We had a whip round for her.
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Joke by rolodex27, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged whip , s&m  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago

What nationality is Mr Sheen?

Polish.
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Joke by rolodex27, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged nationality , mr sheen  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

Heard about the new Myra Hyndley biscuits?

They're really moorish.
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Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > Ian Brady and Myra Hyndley - Tagged myra , hyndley , biscuits  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

Stop fucking about Mohammed and pass me the detonators.
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Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged doctor , doctor doctor , islam , muslim , bomb  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

In a bid to become more green and fight C02 emissions, Al-Qaeda are asking their members to convert their cars to gas.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rolodex27, in Celebrity and news events > London Bombings - Tagged london bombings  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Two chimps in the bath,

First Chimp: 'Ooh, ooh, ooh'
Second Chimp: 'Well put some more cold in then'
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Joke by rolodex27, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged chimps , bath  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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