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| According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics." Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater? |    |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged sebastian coe , angelina jolie , jessica alba , tits , coke , cock , olympics - Current Score: 428 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| After taking a car full of kids to accident and emergency with embedded glass and cuts to their foreheads.... I've decided to stop counting how many spastics it takes to change a lightbulb. | |
Joke by rs79, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged spastics , kids , lightbulbs - Current Score: 426 - Added: 2 months ago
| Sickipedia jokes are like little girls...... too many get interfered with and buried. | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sickipedia , little girls , interfere , bury - Current Score: 285 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| Being a parent waiting at the ruins of a Chinese school is a lot waiting at an airport luggage carousel..... Desperately waiting for yours to come out........but they all look the same,so you have check the label on the back. | |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged chinese school , luggage - Current Score: 216 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| Afer sex,i love nothing more than an apple cream pie... Just have to be careful Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow don't find out. | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged anal , apple blythe alison martin , apple martin , cream , cream pie , chris martin , gwyneth paltrow - Current Score: 158 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| I actually used to believe my Grandad when he would tell me that the "palms of black mens hands are white because the colour rubs off when they climb trees and they're so good at it that they've come here to work on building sites" Goes to show how gullible children are! I mean, a black man, working?!? | |
Joke by rs79, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged colour , trees , black , palms , work , racism - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| How many naked schoolgirls does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet..... but get me a puppy and a bag of sweets and I'll find out. | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged naked schoolgirls , puppy , sweets , not a knock knock joke - Current Score: 148 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| When I heard the local IVF clinic was paying for sperm donors I thought 'wow', my daughter's covered in liquid gold!! | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged ivf , liquid gold , sperm , donor - Current Score: 131 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| Torrential rain has been hampering relief efforts in the Chinese earthquake zone.... Luckily for survivors, it's been raining cats and dogs. | |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged rain , chinese earthquake , cats , dogs - Current Score: 130 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| If a male pilot works in a cock pit, where does a female pilot work? Don't be stupid, women can't fly planes! | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged male pilot , female , box office , word play on a classic joke - Current Score: 117 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago
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