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| Contribution Points: | 47 | Total Joke Score: | 3,655 |
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Total Time Active: | 28 hours, 42 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 45 | Live Jokes: | 15 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 30 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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TRUE STORY
I was in my office yesterday on my lunch break when I decided to go on my computer to enjoy a joke or two on Sickipedia. The amount of racist sick jokes made me persist in laughing. Quite loudly actually. My boss overheard this and came over to have a look. I suddenly remembered to my horror that my boss was black. Then to make it even worse I remembered he transferred here from America. In realising this I quickly grasped for the mouse and closed the Sickipedia web page. [...] |
 
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 2423.6
| Do you think the Sickipedia server will just say 'Gameover' when Obama gets assassinated? |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 481.6
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I ordered the Sickipedia 'Book of Sick Jokes.' It came through my post earlier, and I ran down excitedly to get it. I opened the packaging, grabbed the book and opened it. Couldn't fucking believe it! On every fucking page: 'Database Latency Too High' 'Database Latency Too High' |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 251.4
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My wife has been acting strange lately. She hasn't been cooking or cleaning and she is certainly not what she use to be in the bedroom. I took her to the doctors and after a while they managed to explain it nice and simply to me. The funeral is next week. |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 118.2
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I've fucked most people on this website, but then again, I am the database. |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 117.2
| I coined the old 'two birds with one stone' phrase to my mate earlier, to which he replied "ain't seen that one, is it better than the 2 Girls 1 Cup one?". |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 77.4
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Anyone else expecting this: "All competitors have fought hard to earn your votes and now the time has come for one persons dream to come true. THE WINNER of x factor 2009 is........... Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!" |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 33.2
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I can't wait for this fight tonight. Its the Big man vs little man and its gonna be a knockout! My son is shitting it. |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 31.4
| I was very dissapointed when i saw the jokes my 11 year old son had been posting on sickipedia. To set a good example, I told him what he was doing was totally out or order and that if he ever duplicated my jokes again I would report him to a moderator. |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 29.4
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I think I'm on Sickipedia too much. My wife asked me why I was late home from work earlier. I replied: "Traffic latency too high" |
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Joke by ryanmillward which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 25
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