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Bloke walking down the street notices a man shuffling towards him like John Wayne and looking very uncomfortable indeed.

"You okay, mate? You look like you're in a bit of trouble."

"Yeah, fine." The guy says, breathing heavily. "Just shit meself, that's all."

"Oh, Jesus! Why are you still walking around? There's a public toilet just over that way. Shouldn't you try to clean yourself up a bit?"

"Haven't finished yet."
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Joke by ryjoco, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged shit  - Current Score: 52 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago

A big, bald, tattooed Neo Nazi type storms into the pub and stands at the bar. "Right, listen up, fuckers! Every bloke to my left is a cunt! And every bloke to my right is a faggot! Any bastard got a problem with that?"

All the men in the pub fearfully stare into their pints, but one man, a short, balding nerd with glasses and a briefcase stands up.

"Oh, you want your head kicked in then, shorty?"

"No, it's nothing like that. I just appear to be on the wrong side of the room."
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Joke by ryjoco, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged pub , faggot , cunt , nazi  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago

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