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The best of ryjoco's 2 jokes (View All)Bloke walking down the street notices a man shuffling towards him like John Wayne and looking very uncomfortable indeed.
"You okay, mate? You look like you're in a bit of trouble."
"Yeah, fine." The guy says, breathing heavily. "Just shit meself, that's all."
"Oh, Jesus! Why are you still walking around? There's a public toilet just over that way. Shouldn't you try to clean yourself up a bit?"
"Haven't finished yet." |  |
A big, bald, tattooed Neo Nazi type storms into the pub and stands at the bar. "Right, listen up, fuckers! Every bloke to my left is a cunt! And every bloke to my right is a faggot! Any bastard got a problem with that?"
All the men in the pub fearfully stare into their pints, but one man, a short, balding nerd with glasses and a briefcase stands up.
"Oh, you want your head kicked in then, shorty?"
"No, it's nothing like that. I just appear to be on the wrong side of the room." |  |
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