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| Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." |    |
Joke by sainteebrian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged sisters - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is. "My life is awful," the man says. "Every night, I play Trivial Pursuit with my wife, and every night she beats me." "Well, why don't you just stop playing Trivial Pursuit?" the bartender asks. "I love the game," the man says. "I'm a genius. I never lose." The bartender is confused. "I thought you just said your wife beats you." "Well," the man says, "she's a sore loser." | |
Joke by sainteebrian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged wife , beating , trivial pursuit - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| A man, who's level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again." | |
Joke by sainteebrian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged drink , wheelchair , cripple , disabled , bar , pub , man , wife - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
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