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| A Priest is fishing with his mate and catches something. "That's a huge fucker you've got there father," says the friend. "Watch your language around a man of God," replies the Priest. A little embarassed, the friend lies and tells the Priest that the species of fish is called a "fucker". The Priest takes home the fish and talks to the Bishop and explains about catching the "fucker". "I'll clean the fucker and we can have it for dinner tonight when the Pope comes round." So he cleans it and then shows it to the Cardinal, who says he'll cook the "fucker" for the Pope tonight. The Pope comes round for dinner and comments on the lovely fish and, eager to please, the Priest exclaims, "I caught the fucker!" The Bishop cries, "I cleaned the fucker!" And the Cardinal continues, "I cooked the fucker!" The Pope takes a moments thought, looks around the table at them and says, "You know, you cunts are alright." |    |
Joke by savech1p, in Religion and racism > Pope - Tagged pope , cardinal , priest , bishop , fishing , dinner - Current Score: 112 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
| The world's gone far too PC, it's out of control. I was in a golf club the other day and asked a guy, "what's your handicap?" He replied, "you can't ask that - it's offensive and it's not politically correct." I thought - this is ridiculous. I mean, I'm at a fucking golf club. So I asked again, "what's your handicap?" and he got really angry and hit me! I got the last laugh though when I kicked him out of his wheelchair. | |
Joke by savech1p, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged handicap , golf , disability , violence - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
| What's better than holding the record for the 100m sprint? Not being black! | |
Joke by savech1p, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pavarotti? Kate actually liked Pavarotti. | |
Joke by savech1p, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , kate mccann , pavarotti - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| If you woke up one morning with a sore arse and a used condom lying next to you would you tell anyone? No?...Want to go out tomorrow night? | |
Joke by savech1p, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged anal , rape , condom , sex - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the Jews? The Jews have some chance of celebrating this Christmas. | |
Joke by savech1p, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged jews , madeleine mccann , christmas - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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