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| What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. |    |
Joke by schlong69, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , oral sex , pussy - Current Score: 174 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit, Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!" | |
Joke by schlong69, in Jokes with no home > Fart - Tagged fart , dog - Current Score: 157 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I hate people who take drugs. such as policemen, customs officers etc... | |
Joke by schlong69, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged drugs , police , customs - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year ago
| What does a Jew with an erection get when he runs into a wall? A broken nose. | |
Joke by schlong69, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , jews , jewish , erection , nose - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. | |
Joke by schlong69, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged flinstones , niggers , black , names - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room. | |
Joke by schlong69, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?" The ginger says "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold" the genie looks at him and says "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? that's impossible. pick something else." so the ginger says "I want everyone to stop taking the piss out of my hair colour" the genie says "so this mansion, you want en suite bathrooms?" | |
Joke by schlong69, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged genie , ginger , wish - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why are chimps always frowning? They know that after a million years of evolution, some of them will end up as chavs. | |
Joke by schlong69, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chimps , chavs , evolution - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "can I help you boys?" "Well, yeah, we just died and we would like to come in to Heaven." Peter looks at his clipboard and says, "I don't think so. You have been pretty bad on Earth and we don't let people like that in here. But I'll tell you what; go ahead and go to Hell, just for now. If Satan will let you come back, I will let you in." Peter sends them away, laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven. About ten minutes later, the preacher shows back up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "No shit! Satan let you come back?" "Yeah, he was in a good mood and said for twenty bucks each we could get out of Hell." "Well, where is that rabbi?" "I don't know, when I left he had Satan down to $19.95." | |
Joke by schlong69, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , rabbi , heaven , hell , satan - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How do you stop a ginger from going out? Pour more petrol on him. | |
Joke by schlong69, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , fire - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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