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| Where can you find 64,000,000 French jokes? France |    |
Joke by sgs, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , france , frogs - Current Score: 139 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| How do you stop a scouser from breaking into your house? Put a sign up saying "Job Vacancies" | |
Joke by sgs, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scousers , jobs - Current Score: 103 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| A teacher is telling her class of six-year-olds the story of the three little pigs. She gets to the part where the the first pig asks a man for some straw for his house. She decides to ask the class what the man would have said. One lad puts his hand up and says, "I think the man would have said; "Well fuck me, a talking pig!" | |
Joke by sgs, in Jokes with no home > Teacher - Tagged three little pigs , house , teacher , kids , class - Current Score: 86 - Added: 2 months ago
| Eminem's tour of Ireland is to go ahead despite concerns over a sickening attitude to women, appallingly obscene language, an irresponsible attitude to sex and violence, and, of course, the booze. Eminem said that, despite these shocking traits, he would wait and "judge the Irish for himself." | |
Joke by sgs, in Celebrity and news events > eminem - Tagged eminem , ireland - Current Score: 61 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Fills his tarts with cream. | |
Joke by sgs, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mr kipling , tarts , cream - Current Score: 59 - Added: 4 months ago
| How many paranoid people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who want's to know? | |
Joke by sgs, in Jokes with no home > Lightbulb - Tagged 69 - Current Score: 36 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was walking along the road when I saw a man who had no feet. I went over and kicked the shit out of him. It's because I'm lack-toes intolerant. | |
Joke by sgs, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged feet , lactose , intolerant - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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