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My Grandad says his sex life is great. He says, since his girlfriend has been loosing her teeth, the blow-jobs have been fantastic...

... May be a different story when her adult teeth start coming through though.
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged elderly , sex , head , blowjob , teeth , nursing home  - Current Score: 196 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago

I don't know why everyone says George Bush is stupid.

His wars have killed more Americans than any terrorist could ever dream of.
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , war , terrorist , terrorism , iraq  - Current Score: 138 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

I don't see why everyone says Barak Obama is such an advocate for "change"..

His 'Yes We Can' motto was being used years ago by Bob the Builder..
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged bob the builder , mock the week , barack obama  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago

This is a good one to use down at the pub. You'll have to use your imagination for now..

What did the blonde say when she got to the sperm bank?

[Take a mouthful of beer, then dribble out:]

Where should I put this?

*****

Works better with milk, but it's generally frowned upon telling such a joke to the family over the breakfast table..
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged blonde , sperm bank , pub joke  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago

A Welshman, an Irishman, a Paki, Jimmy Carr, two lesbians, a Jew and my neighbour's nine-year-old daughter walk into a bar.

The barman screams, "DUPLICATE!" And then he says something bad about Americans.
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Jokes with no home > duplicate - Tagged duplicate , stupid gayass joke , bar , jimmy carr , lesbian  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

Researchers say that a circumsized man is 50% less likely to contract AIDS than an un-circumsized man.

Of course, not sleeping with crackwhores and fags also helps.
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged circumsized , aids , crackwhores , fags  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago

An apple and a duplicate both fall from a tree. Which one hits the ground first?

The apple, because the duplicate keeps inexplicably being voted up.
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Joke by shittychickengangbang, in Jokes with no home > Crap Jokes - Tagged inexplicable , duplicate  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 4 months ago

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