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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes complaining that she didn't like his tone.
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Joke by sickboy91, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged stephen hawking , stephen , hawking , date  - Current Score: 125 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago

A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday.

I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
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Joke by sickboy91, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged one liner , pun , disabled , mortality , violence  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago

Sophie Ellis-Bextor walks into a bar.

The barman goes, "Why the wide face?"
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Joke by sickboy91, in Celebrity and news events > Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Tagged sophie ellisbextor , bar , barman  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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