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| What are the three best things about Alzheimer's Disease? 1. You make new friends every day. 2. You can laugh at all the old jokes. 3. You make new friends every day. |    |
Joke by sickijoki, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged 666 - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How do you kill 1,000 flies at once? Smack an Ethiopian in the face. | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged racism , ethiopian , blacks - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope. | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racism , blacks , hanging - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| BIG PARTY at Virginia Tech University tonight... Free shots on entry. | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Celebrity and news events > Virginia Tech - Tagged virginia tech - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| 2 eggs were boiling in a pan. The female egg said to the male egg, "oh, look, i've got a crack". The male egg said, "calm down, I'm not hard yet". | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged sex , food - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What have Virginia Tech and Antarctica got in common? They're both minus 33. | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Celebrity and news events > Virginia Tech - Tagged virginia tech - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| One day a little white baby died, it met God at the gates of Heaven and said, "God, why did I die? I'm only a baby and it just seems so unfair." God turned to the baby and said, "don't worry, little one, I have a plan for you. Here are some wings - go and become and angel." So the baby took its wings and went and became an angel. The next day, another little white baby died, this time even younger than the last - only a few days old. The baby met God at the gates of Heaven and said, "God, why did I die? I'm only a baby and only had a few days on Earth - it seems so unfair." God turned to the baby and said, "don't worry, little one, I have a plan for you. Here are some wings - go become an angel." So the baby took its wings and went and became an angel. On the third day, a little black baby died after only a few hours of being born. The tiny black baby met God at the gates of Heaven and said, "God, why did I die? I'm only a few hours old and it just seems so unfair." God turned to the black baby and said, "don't worry, little one, I have a plan for you. Here are some wings - go and become a bat." | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged baby , black , racism , god , heaven - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I had a black friend once... ....before my mum sold him. | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racism , blacks - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. | |
Joke by sickijoki, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged children - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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