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| Apparently Jade wants to donate her organs to allow other families to have their lives changed. They will be delivered to them in "Goody bags". |    |
Joke by sickillcell, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged jade goody , organs - Current Score: 100 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago
| "Advertisement" Free to a good home, Large Vietnamese pot bellied pig Great with kids. Answers to the name "Gary". | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged vietnamese , pigs - Current Score: 80 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| Scientists have discovered that, if you took all Muslims and put them head-to-toe around the world, a fucking shitload of them would drown. | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged muslim , dead - Current Score: 79 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| I wouldn't be surprised if the Chinese win the marathon in the Olympics. Not because of the way they are used to the smog. It's the fact that they have 26 athletes entered, 1 at each mile stage. Who the fucks going to notice that it is not the same one that started the race? | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , marathon , cheating - Current Score: 44 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Me and the guys are really being inconvenienced by the fucking hike in petrol prices. We had to resort to putting firelighters through our local Pakis letterboxes. | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , burning , prices , petrol , firelighters , letterboxes - Current Score: 40 - Added: 4 months ago
| Jade Goody has stated in the news that she is "upset and frightened" at the prospect of dying from cancer. I can totally connect with that, as that is how I feel at the prospect of her surviving. | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , cancer , dying - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| ****BREAKING NEWS**** Paralympics. A Chinese athlete with no arms or legs has just smashed the "Shot Putt" world record. You should have seen the fucking distance he was thrown! | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged paralympics , shot putt , chinese - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| The American Government have arranged for a free film show in all American cinemas tonight to take peoples minds of 9/11. Special screenings of "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers will be shown. | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged 911 , yanks , rings - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| 2000 Muslims crushed when a mosque collapses 200,000 Indians killed in an earthquake 300,000 Pakis killed in a plague epidemic Carlsberg don't do disasters........... | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged carlsberg , asians - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| Joey Barton has just been appointed the manager of Newcastle United. He says he wants to make a serious assault on the Premiership. | |
Joke by sickillcell, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged barton , bastard , fighting - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
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