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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."
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Joke by sickirules, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged army  - Current Score: 76 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago

News just in from the US. Despite the recession, sales of white sheets and scissors has gone up an incredible 75%.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sickirules, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , kkk  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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