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| I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine. |    |
Joke by slider1874, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged relationship , longterm , jim jeffries , girlfriend - Current Score: 1042 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the fucking plane. | |
Joke by slider1874, in Jokes with no home > Airlines - Tagged terrorist , airline , ed byrne , plane , 911 - Current Score: 1001 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| Some people believe that Sarah Palin wasn't the best choice to be John McCain's running mate. But have you seen how well his shirts have been ironed throughout the whole campaign? | |
Joke by slider1874, in Celebrity and news events > Elections - Tagged sexism , sarah palin - Current Score: 161 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| In Soviet Russia good jokes vote down Americans. | |
Joke by slider1874, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged russia , america , russian reversal - Current Score: 125 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A small town has a monastery on one end, and convent on the other. The nuns need some supplies, so one of the priests is sent to deliver them. It's a nice day, so he decides to walk the supplies over. As he gets to the edge of town, a hooker approaches him and asks, "Hey father, how about a blowjob, 25 bucks?" The priest says, "What's a blowjob?" at which the hooker laughs and walks away. At the center of town, another hooker asks the same thing, with the same result. At the other edge of town, still another hooker asks him the same question, to which the priest again replies, "What's a blowjob?" And, again, she laughs and walks off. Finally the priest reaches the convent, knocks on the door, and delivers the supplies. Before he leaves, he says to the mother superior, "May I ask you a question, sister?" "Of course," she says. "What's a blowjob?" the Priest asks. "Twenty-five bucks," says the Nun, "same as in town." | |
Joke by slider1874, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged blowjob - Current Score: 113 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says, "Oh, just a beer." The bartender asked the man, "What's wrong, why are you so down today?" The man said, "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month." The bartender said, "So, what's wrong with that?" The man said, "Well, the month is up tonight." | |
Joke by slider1874, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged barman , beer , wife , talk , month - Current Score: 111 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| Apparently in America they're building a big tower on the site of the September 11th called Freedom Tower and they're thinking of ways to try and make it terrorist proof. I think they should have just built a giant mosque. Nobody's going to fly into that, are they? Or even better, a runway. How annoying would it be if you hijacked a plane and then had to make a textbook landing? | |
Joke by slider1874, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged america , muslim , mosque , frankie boyle - Current Score: 85 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| I read a woman's valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled 'How to know what's going through the man in your lifes mind as hes choosing your present.' It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words, "This'll do! A giant Toblerone, she'll love that!" | |
Joke by slider1874, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged frankie boyle , valentines day - Current Score: 63 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| A man was having an affair with another woman and his wife found out about it, so she told him, "if you don't end it now, I'm gonna go down town, to the post office where you work, and tell everyone I see that you're a no good, cheating, filthy bum." The husband replied, "you're gonna go down town, to the post office where I work, and tell everyone you see that I'm a no good, cheating, filthy bum?" She said, "yeah, that's right." The husband held out an envelope and said, "mail this." | |
Joke by slider1874, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged affair , woman , sex , office , mail - Current Score: 49 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| What does the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make blacks run faster. | |
Joke by slider1874, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged kkk , blacks , nike - Current Score: 44 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
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