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Shouldn't we be a bit more sympathetic to Muslims? They're not all bad. 4 of 'em wanted to kill Gordon BrownI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by slowriot, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged muslim , sympathetic , gordon brown  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 3 months ago

A Viz top tip:
If you're late for your plane, simply phone ahead and say there is a bomb on board. The plane will still be there when you arrive.
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Joke by slowriot, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged viz , plane , bomb  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago

It is better to have loved a short girl then to have never loved a tall.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by slowriot, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged love , short , tall  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago

Why is it that Channel 4's Big Brother are allowed to install loads of cameras in a house and watch the residents' every move but, when I put one tiny camera in my sexy neighbour's bathroom, I get bound over for 12 months. There's no justice.

Viz
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Joke by slowriot, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged big brother , camera , jail , neigbor  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago

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