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| What did the dad buffalo say when he left his son? Bison. |    |
Joke by smashedash, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged buffalo , bison , animals - Current Score: 146 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. | |
Joke by smashedash, in Jokes with no home > Parenting - Tagged parents , child , moving , rodney dangerfield - Current Score: 87 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| What does a 13-year old chav say when she's losing her virginity? "Dad, you're crushing my fags!" | |
Joke by smashedash, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged chav , chavs , dad , virgin - Current Score: 70 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| Definition of a virgin: A girl that can run faster than her uncle. | |
Joke by smashedash, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged rape , virgin , uncle , paedophile - Current Score: 62 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| How does Santa know when he's at a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof. | |
Joke by smashedash, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , jewish , tight , santa - Current Score: 43 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle! | |
Joke by smashedash, in Celebrity and news events > Snoop Dogg - Tagged snoop , snoop dogg , umbrella , black - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
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